Rambling 2: The Villager

In the banana kingdom there are many peasants, villagers and noblemen. But often you come across the most vilest of liars and dimwits. The idea that the more a person knows the more quieter he gets is true. Yes it is. If you meet such villagers that seem to know everything and yet know everyone at the same time. Know this they are the idiots that can’t shut up. They have to pretend to be royalty just to attain some type of societal influence or importance. Dude. You are just making things up to be cool. This ain’t 1982 its 2015 and you ain’t a teenager. Keep it simple. Be in your britches.

Things ain’t that hunky dory in the banana kingdom these days anyway. You don’t need to act like a know it all. You don’t need to follow anything trending topic. You don’t need to butt into every conversation. Yikes.

Be natural stop making stuff up. The banana kingdom has a lot of problems. I guess the populace likes to brag and bitch and moan now too. I dig the whole inferiority complex people have in the kingdom but it doesn’t mean you start whisking crappy insights each time you get. Making friends is difficult, being bored is pretty darn horrible too but that ain’t no premise to start turning into brain eating gelatin. Seriously people in the kingdom should stop butting in and get a life. No more questions or judgments. Do your THANG if you know what I mean.

No one watching you and you shouldn’t care what people think about you.


Film Review: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

This ain’t no love story. The world is broken. Civilization is gone. Disease and madness is everywhere. Strange religions and cults rule over the mass. Water is a luxury. Mad Max: Fury Road is the fourth installment in the Mad Max series. The apocalyptic road warrior returns after a few decades long wait. After 30 years or more Mad Max Fury Road takes up exactly where the original trilogy left off. The apocalypse, barbarianism, tyrants and all sorts of civilization breakdown. The reluctant hero is again forced into a war he wants initially no part of. He makes unlikely allies and proceeds to end a tyranny. In the most crazy, racing and explosive manner possible.

mad_max_fury_road_immortan_joe_by_maltian-d89hlf8The captured road warrior fights his way to freedom and in suit helps other unlikely allies to their dignity in this fiery road racing rendition. Its a must watch but it would be more entertaining if earlier films were in mind.

Expect: Road Rage, Violence, Bullets, Evisceration, Deprivation and Moments of Strangeness.

Total action take up. 4 outta 5. Cinema Movie.

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PS. I don’t like telling the whole movie story. Wheres the surprise left.